Hard Times at the Employment Office (1974)

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Jerry Wade's San Francisco employment office caters to dolls totally unsuited for regular employment. Except as hookers. So, during his interviews with his clients, jaunty Jerry luvs many Rigid Times at the Employment Office. To make matters even harder, his secretary, Jeannie, is a "part-time secretary, part-time pain-in-the-ass, and full-time hookup nut." To keep her busy, Jerry hires ex-parking-attendant "long Johnny," who "can fuck any girl into a coma." Jerry's first-ever customer of the day, Alice Pearson, a prim librarian type, is at first-ever averse to fellate his cock. Fortunately, "the parallel inbetween a buck sign and the fastly developing taste for beef whistle is really amazing," as we rapidly see. Then, in the waiting room, Alice and Jeannie do each other with a fluted fuck stick and studying frigs while Jerry interviews Joyce Alien, a fantastic widow who "can fuck like a mink and fellate a bone inwards out!" Meanwhile, Lengthy Johnny joins Alice and Jeannie — at their groins — on the waiting bedroom couch. In the end, all 5 find full employment together on a meaty lavish couch (somewhere in the titular office) and the rock hard times go on, go in, and spurt all over.