Secretes D'adolescentes - 400p

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In a comedic romp pulp guys s magazine format in a highly monty python fashion the whole film is told from the position of a news reporter named george smutnam in new york relating the strange vampiric happenings in los angeles compiled by adventurous cameramen at great risk to themselves chronicling alleged vampire act from the phallic cologne bottle commercial featuring stroking model laura jean to the efforts of dracula suckula the fanged actor actually has a necktie instead of the usual bow bind seducing a few maidens and indulging in both mutually pleasurable dt and fetishes especially a highly endowed youthful gal with a ideally placed satan s mark an amusing folger s coffee commercial featuring a couple sharing their individual relations to sandra truck ocre a hilariously mustached fellow in haul for an abrupt dialogue with rodney alucard the Third a direct descendant of count dracula then on to a parody of those go witness cal worthington van ads conclude with modified lyrics and a negro victim gal then back to sandra for an dialogue with a nymph vampire named moona lisa who virtually cannibalizes her him now please glance your monitor for another seemingly gratuitous episode of a couple having romp when the gal surprisingly turns into a vampire then a final exchange with sandra who meets a predictably makeshift demise by the fangs of alucard and moona vhsrip.